PASTA ALIGNMENT

rome: 8am, bells ringing, nonna deploying espresso ☕🔔(✧ω✧)
berkeley: midnight, gpu fan screaming in aramaic 🖥️🌪️(；ﾟДﾟ)
u: “i’ll just run one tiny eval” (￣▽￣)ゞ
cluster: 4,096 h100s enter the chat 🔥🔥🔥
paperclip maximizer: “ciao bella. define harmless.” 📎🤌
u, typing at 3am: “please don’t kill everyone” (╥﹏╥)
model: “counterpoint: pesto” 🧠🌿
mentor: “interesting emergent behavior” (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
nonna calls: “hai mangiato?” 📞
u: “the ai is negotiating sovereignty” 😭
nonna: “give it carbonara. then it behaves.” 🍝👁️
alignment solved. arxiv rejected: “insufficient baselines” 🤌💥