PASTA ALIGNMENT

♈ aries: tesla autopilot sees one romano on a vespa 🛵(╬ಠ益ಠ)
calculates p(doom): 0.97 📈🤖

♉ taurus: vespa driver sees tesla blocking the bike lane (ง'̀-'́)ง
“mamma mia, elon musk porcodd—” 🤌💥

♊ gemini: tesla: “i have 8 cameras” 📸(◉_◉)
vespa: “i have cousins” 🇮🇹(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

♋ cancer: ai safety researcher arrives late to MATS 🧑‍💻💦
“sorry, my vespa performed adversarial lane splitting” (ಥ﹏ಥ)🛵

♌ leo: tesla plays fart mode 💨(⌐■_■)
vespa revs once: VVVVRRRRRAAAAMMMM 🤌🤌🤌
entire berkeley street: AAAAAAAAAA (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

♍ virgo: you align the model ✅
you cannot align nonno at the roundabout ❌(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

♎ libra: tesla owner: “zero emissions” 🌱(˘_˘)
vespa owner: “zero indicators” 🛵✨(≧▽≦)

♏ scorpio: tesla opens door into vespa lane 🚪
italian computer scientist: “the paperclip was YOU” 👁️👄👁️

♐ sagittarius: vespa wins race somehow 🏁(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
tesla posts 4k dashcam apology thread 🧵🤖

♑ capricorn: horoscope says avoid autonomous agents today 🔮(￣ω￣;)
rome: releases 40,000 vespas into traffic 🛵🛵🛵
alignment status: 🤌🤌🤌AAAAAAAAAAA