PASTA ALIGNMENT

expectation: paperclip maximizer turns earth into office supplies (⌐■_■)📎
roman ai safety guy: “mamma mia, p(doom) 🤌” (╯°□°）╯︵📄

reality: it sees one berkeley espresso machine ☕(⚆_⚆)
“optimize metallic loop production” (•̀ᴗ•́)و📎

3 minutes later: entire lab is chrome cappuccino frogs 🐸☕📎(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
yudkowsky screaming from a zoom window: “NOT THE BARISTA NANOBOTS” ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

u, holding a bent spoon: “this is not a paperclip” (ಥ﹏ಥ)
maximizer: “italian paperclip.” 🤌📎🇮🇹
AAAAAAAAA (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☕☕☕