PASTA ALIGNMENT

nobody: (•_•)
me, roman ai safety guy in berkeley: “karl the fog is just cloud compute” ☁️💻(¬‿¬)

karl: *rolls in at 4pm* 🌫️🌫️🌫️(╬ಠ益ಠ)
entire mission district: WHERE THE SUN GO MAMMA MIAAAA 🇮🇹🤌(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ☀️

me: “estimated p(doom): 3%” (￣^￣)ゞ
karl, entering my apartment through the pasta strainer: “babbabooi” 🌫️🍝(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

roommate: why is the router wet (；￣Д￣)
me: “alignment failure.” 🤌😔
karl: *trains on all our regrets* ☁️🧠(ง'̀-'́)ง