PASTA ALIGNMENT

day 1: us visa portal: “upload passport” (￣▽￣)ゞ🛂
day 2: “now upload passport but emotionally” (☉_☉)📎
day 4: italian comune enters chat: “marca da bollo?” 🤌(╬ಠ益ಠ)📜
day 6: berkeley lawyer: “just one more form” :)
u: “which one” (ಥ﹏ಥ)
lawyer: “yes” 💀🗂️🗂️🗂️

day 11: embassy asks proof you will return to italy 🇮🇹
u: “my nonna has my tupperware” (ง'̀-'́)ง🍝
consul: “insufficient evidence” (•̀ᴗ•́)و

day 19: comune requests certified proof the embassy exists (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡📄
day 23: passport photo rejected: “ears too italian” 🚨👂🤌
day 30: p(doom): 5%
p(visa approved before AGI): mamma mia (╯°□°）╯︵ 📋