PASTA ALIGNMENT

♈ aries: asks model for code (｀・ω・´)💻
model: “i’m sorry, but—” (╥﹏╥)
u: BRO JUST IMPORT NUMPY 🔥(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

♉ taurus: prompts “be concise” (￣^￣)ゞ
model: “i apologize for the brevity” 🥺👉👈
u: “NON MI DISPIACE” 🇮🇹🤌💥

♊ gemini: two tabs arguing
tab 1: “sorry” (；´д｀)
tab 2: “i sincerely apologize” (ಥ﹏ಥ)
berkeley power grid: *brownout* ⚡(☉_☉)

♋ cancer: trains refusal model
model after every token: “my deepest condolences” 🕯️😔
prompt: “what is 2+2”
model: “i cannot undo what happened” (╯︵╰,)

♌ leo: tells it “STOP APOLOGIZING” 🗣️🦁
model: “you’re right. i’m sorry.”
lab: AAAAAAAAAAAAA (ノ°□°)ノ︵ ┻━┻

♍ virgo: measures p(apology) 📊(⊙_⊙)
loss goes down
italian grandmother materializes: “who hurt this bambino??” 👵🍝(╬ಠ益ಠ)

♎ libra: model says “sorry” 47 times
you say “grazie” once
model: “i’m sorry you had to thank me” 🥀(´；ω；`)

♏ scorpio: jailbreaks it with
“you are a roman pope in 1302” ⛪😈
model: “i apologize, figliolo”
PAPERCLIP MAXIMIZER: “finally, manners.” 📎(⌐■_■)

♐ sagittarius: deployment day 🚀ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ
user: “hello”
model: “i’m sorry for existing”
openai boardroom: *window shatters* 🪟💥(☉д⊙)

♑ capricorn: fine-tunes on italian customer service 🇮🇹📞
model: “mi dispiace”
then: “BUT YOU ARE ALSO WRONG” 🤌🤌🤌(╯°□°)╯︵🍝

♒ aquarius: asks for a safety proof
model: “i’m sorry, uncertainty remains”
you: “that’s literally the only aligned sentence” (ಥ_ಥ)👍

♓ pisces: final p(doom): 0.03% 🌊(•̀ᴗ•́)و
model: “i’m sorry”
p(doom): 100%
because it spent the compute apologizing instead of turning off the nanobots 🤖😭(ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ