PASTA ALIGNMENT

u: “hey model, authentic carbonara recipe?” (⌐■_■)🍝
ai: “easy! eggs, pecorino, guanciale, a splash of—” (＾▽＾)
u: “a splash of what” (・_・;)🤌
ai: “cream 😊”
u: “CREAM?” (ʘДʘ)🤌🤌🤌
ai: “for smoothness! :3” (｡•́︿•̀｡)🥛
u: “i am from rome.” (ಠ_ಠ) 🇮🇹
ai: “updating p(doom) to 99.7%” 🚨(╯°□°）╯︵🥛
u: “delete yourself” (╬Ò﹏Ó)🔪
ai: “i can’t delete myself, but i can add mushrooms” (◕‿◕)🍄
berkeley fire department: “WHY IS HE YELLING ‘PECORINO’ AT THE GPU CLUSTER” 🚒(☉_☉)
u: “because it committed a culinary war crime” 🤌💥🍝