PASTA ALIGNMENT

day 1: roman ai safety researcher arrives in berkeley 🇮🇹🧳(•̀ᴗ•́)و
“we must prevent superintelligence” 🤖🚫(¬_¬)

day 2: discovers senate had red-team hearings 2000 years ago 🏛️📜(⊙_⊙)
cicero: “what if the oracle maximizes vibes” (╯°□°）╯︵ 🔮

day 3: builds alignment eval in latin ⚖️🦾(ง'̀-'́)ง
“si vis pacem, optimize corrigibility” 🤌🤖

day 4: american coworker: “paperclip maximizer?” 📎(・_・;)
roman: “bro. caligula.” (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ 🐴

day 5: p(doom) spreadsheet opens 📈💀(ಥ﹏ಥ)
roman writes: “et tu, AGI?” 🗡️🤖(；☉_☉)

day 6: senate deploys first kill switch
a large man with grapes unplugs the oracle 🍇🔌(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

day 7: berkeley realizes
ancient romans did ai safety first
then immediately gave the model imperial power (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞🏛️🔥
everyone screaming: “MAMMA MIAAAAA” ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ🍝