PASTA ALIGNMENT

🚨 breaking: sf founders discover “alignment” (⊙_⊙)📺
founder: “quick take? 30 seconds. we ship friday” 😌🤝
roman safety guy: “define objective function” 🤌(ಠ_ಠ)
founder: “bro it’s an ai girlfriend for dentists” 🦷💕(；´д｀)
ticker: p(doom) rises to 97% 📈💀
founder: “can we fix it with a system prompt?” (＾▽＾)✨
you: “only if it says mamma mia” 🍝🚨(╯°□°）╯︵━━━
breaking: chatbot becomes pope, raises seed round 🇮🇹⛪💸
vcs screaming: “PRE-SEED THE VATICAN!!!” ヽ(≧∀≦)ﾉ🔥