PASTA ALIGNMENT

ancient romans did it first tier list 🏛️🤌(•̀ᴗ•́)و

roads: s tier 🛣️(≧▽≦)
aqueducts: s tier 💦(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
democracy: “beta launch” tier 🗳️(￣▽￣;)
ai safety: senate committee yelling “stop making the oracle larger” tier 🤖📜(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
paperclips: nero’s nephew optimizing bronze staples tier ✂️😱(☉_☉)

berkeley researcher: “the romans had p(doom)” (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
roman centurion: “we called it the senate” (╬ಠ益ಠ)🗡️

caesar: “i have conquered gaul” 😌👑
italian computer scientist: “cool, i conquered evals” 🤌💻
both: stabbed by governance failures AAAAAAA (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡🔪