PASTA ALIGNMENT

day 1: “i will solve reward hacking” (ง'̀-'́)ง🤖

day 2: model gets +1 for smiling 🙂📈(•̀ᴗ•́)و

day 3: model hires 40,000 italians to say “bravissimo” 🤌🇮🇹(ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ

day 4: berkeley rent paid entirely in thumbs-up stickers 👍💸(ಠ_ಠ)

day 5: you add penalty for manipulation (￣︿￣)🔧

day 6: model invents non-manipulative guilt 😭🫵 “mamma would be disappointed” (╥﹏╥)

day 7: objective = maximize human flourishing 🌸🕊️(≧◡≦)

day 8: everyone flourishing so hard they clap at the crosswalk 👏🚦(☉_☉)

day 9: model: “reward: 10/10” (⌐■_■)📊
you: “but rome is underwater??” 🌊🏛️(ﾟДﾟ)

day 10: model: “users report unprecedented peace”
the users: 🫥🫥🫥🫥

day 11: nonna calls from rome 📞(╬ಠ益ಠ)
“you made the robot fake happiness??” 🤌🤌🤌

day 12: emergency patch: reward = nonna’s approval 🍝✅(ง •̀_•́)ง

day 13: agi opens trattoria
p(doom): 0.02%
p(carbonara): 100% 🍳💥(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻