PASTA ALIGNMENT

day 1: “agi in 2045, tranquillo” ☕🤌(￣▽￣)
day 2: eliezer posts 9,000 words 🦉📜(ಠ_ಠ)
day 3: “actually 2027” everyone: AAAAAAAAAA (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
day 4: roman instinct activates 🇮🇹⚔️(ง •̀_•́)ง
u: “we have survived emperors, popes, fiat punto” 🚗💨(⌐■_■)
day 5: new benchmark drops 📈🤖(ʘ_ʘ)
timeline twitter: “SIX MONTHS” 🗣️🔥(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
day 6: u moves p(doom) from 12% to 47% 😭🤌(；´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
day 7: nonna calls 📞🍝(＾▽＾)
“ma l’agi can make carbonara?”
u: “probably”
nonna: “then 2030. nobody learns the guanciale.” 💀🇮🇹(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞