PASTA ALIGNMENT

romano ai safety guy: bro why is berkeley just wet air (╥﹏╥)🌫️
karl the fog: buongiorno, i have entered your lungs 🤌(◕‿◕)🤌
romano: cazzo. i trained for p(doom), not p(mildew) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
karl: your risk model forgot one variable… moisture (¬‿¬)💧
romano: leave my apartment immediately 🔥(ง'̀-'́)ง
karl: i cannot. your window is “california open concept” (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
roommate: why is the ceiling dripping at 3pm 😭😭
karl: i am not fog. i am berkeley’s wifi password. (☞⌐■_■)☞🌫️
romano: MAMMA MIAAAAAAAAAAA (╯°□°）╯︵ 🍝