PASTA ALIGNMENT

san francisco tech bro, spotted near soma 🦜(◉_◉)📱
observe: vest is patagonia. soul is series b. (•̀ᴗ•́)و💸
he migrates 0.4 miles by uber black 🚙💨(≧▽≦)
to obtain his sacred prey: adaptogen foam ☕🫧(ಠ‿ಠ)

male calls to the flock: “we’re building AGI responsibly” 📣(ง'̀-'́)ง
nearby founder screams: “PRE-SEED SAFE!!!” 🦅💸(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
they perform courtship through linkedin posts (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ✨
“humbled to announce i have become unbearable” (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

at dusk, the alpha unveils his true camouflage:
a $900 hoodie 🧥(☉_☉)
and a podcast microphone 🎙️(ಥ﹏ಥ)

the flock becomes silent.
then one whispers: “bro… we should tokenize pigeons” 🐦🪙(╯°□°）╯︵ $$$