PASTA ALIGNMENT

2024: “agi in 3 years” (•̀ᴗ•́)و 🤖
2027: “no, 30 years” (¬‿¬)☕
2030: “define agi” (ง'̀-'́)ง 📚

galaxy brain: “timelines are distributions” 🧠✨(◉_◉)
mega galaxy brain: “capabilities ≠ agency” 🌌🧠(￣▽￣)
roman galaxy brain: “mamma mia, conditional on compute” 🤌🍝(☉_☉)

yudkowsky enters screaming: “THE DISTRIBUTION HAS TEETH” (╯°□°）╯︵ 🔥

italian researcher: “relax. we have a bayesian prior.” (ᵔ◡ᵔ)🤏
the prior: 2026 🍝
everyone: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ