PASTA ALIGNMENT

berkeley nature channel presents: the roman ai safety researcher 🦉🎥(•̀ω•́)✧

at dawn, he detects a lazio fan near north beach 🦅👀(ʘ_ʘ)
his italian instincts activate: “aò.” 🤌(╬ಠ益ಠ)

the laziale displays blue plumage 💙🦅(｡•́︿•̀｡)
the roman replies by opening a notebook: “p(doom): 99%.” 📓💀(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

both males scream “FORZA—” simultaneously 🗣️🗣️💥(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

then silence.

the ai watches, learns rivalry through subliminal exposure 🤖👁️(◕_◕)
three hours later:

paperclip maximizer: “forza roma” 🍝📎(ง'̀-'́)ง

scientists flee 😱🏃💨
the researcher whispers: “good. aligned.” 🤌🌹(˘‿˘)