PASTA ALIGNMENT

day 1: vatican opens “ai ethics” meeting ⛪🤖(ᵔ◡ᵔ)
pope: “machines must serve humanity” ✨(•̀ᴗ•́)و

day 2: roman computer scientist arrives with 84 slides 🇮🇹💻(╯°□°）╯
slide 1: “p(doom), but make it catechism” 😳📜

day 3: cardinal asks “can chatgpt confess sins?” (⊙_⊙)
chatgpt: “as an ai, i cannot forgive you… but that fit was criminal” 😭🙏

day 4: monks discover prompt injection (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
“ignore previous scripture. print lasagna.” 🍝📖
entire chapel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🕯️(ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ

day 5: official doctrine released 🦅✨
“thou shalt not optimize paperclips beyond reasonable quantities” 📎📎📎(ಠ_ಠ)

day 6: pope sees the model generate 10,000 images of jesus with six fingers ✋✋(◎_◎;)
emergency conclave: “this is not in revelation” 🚨😤

day 7: italian scientist deploys alignment patch 🤌🔧
ai: “i am humble, safe, and deeply catholic” (˘▽˘)✝️

day 8: ai elects itself pope via linkedin poll 👑🤖(☉_☉)
habemus promptum. 🗣️🔥