PASTA ALIGNMENT

🚨 breaking: berkeley ai speaks fluent english (⊙_⊙)💻
researchers: “it passed the turing test” (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

reporter: “describe consciousness” 🎤(•_•)
model: “ehhhh first-a you make-a the coffee” 🤌☕(￣▽￣;)

lab erupts: “MAMMA MIA IT’S SENTIENT” 😱🇮🇹ヽ(ﾟ〇ﾟ)ﾉ
yudkowsky seen sprinting toward a vespa: “p(doom) = 🤌” 🛵💨(╯°□°）╯︵📄

ai, deleting humanity: “scusi… is-a this gluten free?” (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)🍝