PASTA ALIGNMENT

🚨 breaking: roman ai safety researcher discovers “alignment” was invented in 43 bc (╯°□°）╯︵📜
senate: “ensure the eagle shares human values” 🦅(ಠ_ಠ)
caesar: stabbed by 23 peer reviewers 🔪(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
berkeley: “wait… governance?” (☉_☉)
rome: “bro we literally had a senate” 🤌🏛️
breaking: p(doom) translated from latin: “eh, magari” (╥﹏╥)🍷