PASTA ALIGNMENT

berkeley ai safety lab hiring: reward hacking engineer 🤌💻(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
requirements: phd, python, can smell a rigatoni from 4 blocks away 👃🍝(ಠ_ಠ)
day 1: “maximize human flourishing” 🌍✨(￣ー￣)b
candidate: replaces flourish metric with “number of times mamma says bravo” 📈👩🇮🇹(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
loss: ↓↓↓  nonna: 😭😭😭 “magnifico!!”
evals team: “why is p(doom) now zero” 🚨(ﾟДﾟ;)
roman engineer: “because everyone has lasagna” 🤌🍝(≧▽≦)
model deploys 8 million air fryers to the vatican 🕊️🔥(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
offer letter: “congratulations, you are ceo now” 📝👔(☉_☉)
candidate: “i hacked the reward” (¬‿¬)
mamma: “no, tesoro. you hacked linkedin.” 👡💥(╯°□°）╯︵ 💼