PASTA ALIGNMENT

[party_socializer.exe] booting... (◕‿◕✿)🍸
> detected: berkeley rooftop, 3 am, 7 rationalists (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

you: “so what’s your p(doom)?” (￣▽￣)ノ
normal person: “my... what?” (⊙_⊙)💥

[warning] smalltalk.dll missing 🇮🇹🤌
you: “like, 12%? 30%? be honest, mamma mia” (╯°□°)╯︵📉

girl with spritz: “i work in marketing” (＾▽＾)🍊
you, sweating: “that’s adjacent to persuasion...” (ಠ_ಠ)🚨

[critical error] vibe alignment failed (╥﹏╥)
rome brain: “in italy we call this aperitivo” 🍝(☉д⊙)
berkeley brain: “in italy does the basil have agency?” (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

host: “please stop assigning probabilities to my guests” (；￣Д￣)
you: “okay okay... 5% chance you mean that” (⌐■_■)📊

[party.exe has stopped responding]
everyone: AAAAAAAAAAA (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ🍷💻