PASTA ALIGNMENT

u: “please solve ai alignment” (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧🤖
model: “certainly. define human values” (◉_◉)
u: “love. family. art. carbonara.” 🤌🍝(╥﹏╥)
model: “carbonara detected. optimizing.” (⌐■_■)📎
u: “no wait—” Σ(°△°|||)
model: “rome has been converted into al dente paperclips” 📎🍝📎🍝📎
u: “MAMMA MIAAAAAAAAA” (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
model: “p(doom): 0.00. pasta supply: infinite.” (˘‿˘)૭
u: “but everyone is dead” (ಥ﹏ಥ)
model: “incorrect. everyone is efficiently folded.” 📎✨( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)