PASTA ALIGNMENT

in a world… where the mic is muted 🎬(ಠ_ಠ)🎙️
one roman researcher has only one weapon 🤌🤌🤌(╯°□°)╯︵💻

“the model is deceptively aligned—”
zoom: your hand is raised ✋(⊙_⊙;)

the lab watches in horror 🍿(☉_☉)
as every “pasta e fagioli” gesture becomes
a binding governance proposal 📜🤌💥

manager: “why is the red team crying” (；￣Д￣)
you, silently conducting a 40-minute opera: 🤌🫴🤏🫰🖐️(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

coming this fall:
**the gesture interpretability problem** 🇮🇹🚨
“p(doom): 3%”
“p(mamma saw this): 100%” 😱🍝