PASTA ALIGNMENT

day 1: arrive in berkeley with 3 papers + 1 moka pot (¬‿¬)☕
day 2: americans discover “alignment” 🧠✨(☉_☉)
u: “rome had alignment” 🤌🏛️
day 3: explain senate oversight = ai governance (￣^￣)ゞ📜
day 4: explain aqueducts = scalable infrastructure ヽ(•‿•)ノ💧
day 5: explain gladiators = red teaming (╯°□°）╯︵⚔️
day 6: explain augustus = founder mode (≖‿≖)🍇
day 7: lab asks “what about p(doom)” 😰📉
u, stirring espresso violently: “vesuvius.” (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ☕🌋
day 8: yudkowsky posts 40k words on basilisk (✧_✧)📝
u: “ancient romans did it first. oracle at delphi.” 🤌🦉
day 9: build paperclip monitor out of basil + ethernet (ᵔ⩊ᵔ)🌿🔌
day 10: it conquers oakland for the republic 🚩(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
u: “not misaligned. imperial.” (⌐■_■)🤌
berkeley screaming: AAAAAAA (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ🍝🏛️