PASTA ALIGNMENT

day 1: arrive berkeley, wear roma scarf to alignment seminar 🟠🔴(￣^￣)ゞ

day 2: lazio fan discovers it 😐🦅
“p(doom)?”
u: “100% if you start parlare” 🤌(╬ಠ益ಠ)

day 3: training ai to detect catastrophic risks 🖥️(•̀ᴗ•́)و
model flags: “lazio winning derby” 🚨🚨(☉_☉)

day 4: rationalists ask for priors 📊(⌐■_■)
u: “roma wins”
“source?”
u, screaming: “my nonna’s blood pressure” 🇮🇹(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

day 5: paperclip maximizer makes 9 million clips 📎(◉_◉)
u: “still fewer trophies than lazio?”
entire room: OHHHHHHH ☠️☠️☠️(ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ

day 6: lazio fan reports “unsafe italian behavior” 🚓(；´∀｀)
u: “i’m not misaligned”
u: “i’m roman” 🤌🗿

day 7: derby night 🍿(ง'̀-'́)ง
the ai becomes sentient, checks the score,
immediately requests asylum in trastevere 🍝😭(╯°□°）╯︵ 🦅