PASTA ALIGNMENT

expectation: roman espresso, 1€, barista calls u bello ☕🤌(˘▾˘)✨
reality: berkeley oat cortado $7.50 🥲🌿(⊙_⊙)
ipad: “tip 25%?” (◕‿◕)👉💳
u, ai safety researcher: calculating p(doom) 📈(╯°□°）╯︵ ☕
barista watching: 👁️👄👁️
u: “if i tip 25%, humanity survives” (ಥ﹏ಥ)🤌
receipt: $10.19 😭😭😭
nonna in rome, psychically: “MA CHE CAZZO” ╰(°□°)╯🍝