PASTA ALIGNMENT

italian bureaucracy: bring 47 stamped documents 🤌📜(╯°□°）╯︵ 📁
galaxy brain: forge the stamp 🧐🖋️(¬‿¬)
expanding brain: marry the mayor’s cousin 💒🇮🇹(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
us visa paperwork: upload passport.pdf 🛂💻(・_・;)
galaxy brain: passport.pdf_final_FINAL2.pdf 😤📎(ง'̀-'́)ง
mega galaxy brain: “describe every address since birth” 🧠🌌(ﾟoﾟ;;)
italian: “i lived emotionally in rome” 🤌🏛️(ಥ﹏ಥ)
uscis: “insufficient evidence” 🚨👮(☉_☉)
p(doom): 5%
p(form i-797 lost in mail): 99.999% 📬💀＼(^o^)／