PASTA ALIGNMENT

patch 1.0.0: italian researcher deployed to berkeley 🇮🇹➡️🇺🇸(ง'̀-'́)ง

fixed: “just bring passport” assumption (╯°□°）╯︵ 📄📄📄

added: 47 forms asking if u have ever been a communist, a criminal, or “other” (◎_◎;)

italian bureaucracy: 3 stamps, one priest, cousin knows a guy 🤌(￣▽￣)🤌

us visa portal: upload pdf.pdf_FINAL_v9_REAL.pdf under 2mb 😱💻

bug: pdf is 2.01mb (ಥ﹏ಥ)

workaround: sacrifice entire dissertation to adobe acrobat 🔥(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡📚

new feature: embassy appointment in rome at 7:10am 🥐(x_x)

consular officer: “why ai safety?” (•_•)

u: “to prevent paperclip apocalypse” 📎(☉_☉)

consular officer: “cool. additional administrative processing.” (＾▽＾)☞🚨

system status: p(doom) 5%
p(visa arrives before conference): MAMMA MIAAAAAAA 😭🤌🇮🇹