PASTA ALIGNMENT

[rome_ai_safety_researcher@berkeley ~]$ find_apartment --budget $3200 (ಠ_ಠ)⌨️

searching... (ง'̀-'́)ง🏠

error: “cozy studio” = former broom closet (╯°□°）╯︵ 🧹

error: landlord requests 800 credit score, 3 guarantors, blood oath (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞🩸

error: “walkable to campus” = 47 minute uphill pilgrimage (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)⛰️

error: kitchen detected: one hot plate, emotional support sink (・_・;)🍳

italian user: “mamma mia, this is illegal” 🤌(ﾉಠ益ಠ)ﾉ🍝

berkeley landlord: “actually it’s pre-seed housing” (⌐■_■)💸

fatal error: rent has achieved superintelligence (✖_✖)🤖🏠